Oh my God. Monica Seles is battling Mary Pierce *right now* at the French Open. This is so crazy nervewracking. I have the little IBM scorboard on the computer and I'm going insane. I don't think I'll be able to eat the bagel Jill just went out (in the pouring rain) to get for me. Ah!!!

In other news...
"Comic Margaret Cho, who rather than lesbian, gay or bisexual chooses to identify as a "slut," was honored with GLAAD's first-ever Golden Gate Award..."
How funny is she? Very!