There was this meowing coming from the bathroom. Upon further investigation I discovered an actual kitty cat frantically meowing. It was sitting on the window sill, staring at the closed storm screen. I tried to pet it, cautiously, and when it tried to climb down to the bathtub it slipped and fell. I giggled. Silly cat. I opened the window and closed the door.
I wonder if it fled.
I wonder how it got in the fucking house.