You guys, my family is adorable and, at the same time, very scary.

On Thanksgiving my grandmother walks in and comes over to me to give me a kiss. She smiles and says, "Oh, I look at you every day! I really do." Meaning, she sees me frollick on the beach right here every day.

Today, when I went to my grandfather's room to say goodbye, he whipped out a piece of paper and said he wanted to show me something. "I rectructured the government," he said. "It's a tier system."

Enough said.