Oh! Favorite Julia comment: "This is quite pretty," referring to the Oscar. If she weren't so articulate, you'd have thought she was retarded.
Another funny quote: "Ellen did something not many actresses are willing to do: She made herself look 30 pounds heavier...and Russell Crowe still hit on her."
And I loved the wisecrack about movie ticket prices in NYC rising to $10 - thanks to Julie Roberts. The look on her face was priceless.