I'm in Colorado, visiting the fam. On the drive from the airport, I learned that a man broke into my uncle's house. When he and his wife went downstairs at 2 a.m. to investigate a noise, they found a middle-aged man just standing, frozen, in the middle of the living room. They freaked, screaming at him and ordering him to leave. He just stood there. CREEPY.
My uncle finally dragged him out of the house and he ran to a car. The next day they found out that he'd done the same thing to some neighbors. It turns out that the guy's wife recently left him, setting him off. Now totally bonkers, he breaks into people's houses looking for her. CREEPY.