I saw "Me, Myself and irene" with Terri tonight. It was ... pleasant. I really just wanted to see Renee Zellweger in a comedy, since she was so brilliant in "Empire Record," but unfortunately, she didn't have classic lines like "Well, Sinead O'Rebellion, shock me, sock me, sock me with that devious behavior!"

At Starbucks, after the movie, this pseudo-artsy "barista" was taking everyone's orders. As I was waiting (it took forever, the Starbucks in Ridgewood is a *hub*) I hear him say to a customer in front of me, "You know, you're the first person to ask me correctly, 'May I have a drink?' instead of 'Can I?'" I almost puked in his face.