Crisis # 1:

The white sheet is not long enough for a traditional toga praetexta (who knew my four years of Latin would come in this handy?). It has to be about 3 times as long as the body. Mine is about 1.5 times. So, Cathleen, my savior, the house mom, is going to stop by the house on her way down to Night Pro (a Targum thing) to help me cut my sheet in half and sew it back together... In the meantime, I will gliterate.