Dear Felicity,

Jan. 4 was was 18 days ago, you lazy biatch. Mono (at age 26) or no mono, I expect an update!

Your inappropriately older (and probably imaginary) friend,


lauren said...

I'm sorry, Sally. It's just that between a string of bad hair days and the fact that Ben is f***ing Noel (Felicity Porter does NOT swear), I don't know which end is up. Forgive me?

TJ said...

Ben and Noel? That's hot! And here I thought Ben like the poon :)